Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, December 3, 1892 by Various
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page 12 of 39 (30%)
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_Joe._ 'Ere, MELIA, come along in, and look arter my 'at an' coat. _Melia._ I dussen't, JOE! I can't abear to see no fightin', I'll bide 'ere till ye come out. [_JOE enters the tent, followed by the Pupils and a few Connoisseurs._ _Prof._ (_looking into the interior of tent through a slit in the canvas_). Theer they are! Oh my, what a pictur'! They're puttin' on the gloves now, make 'aste if you're goin' in! (_The Crowd hesitate._) 'Ere! (_To the Champions._) Step outside once more and show yourselves! [_The Champions appear, re-mount the platform, and are introduced all over again._ _Melia_ (_intercepting her swain_). JOE, 'ow are ye gittin' on? You don't look none the worse so fur; is it neelly over? _Joe_ (_gruffly_). Neelly over! why, we ain't _begun_ yet--nor likely to wi' all this bloomin' palaverin'! _Melia._ I do wish 'twas over--Kip a good 'art, JOE; don't let 'un go knockin' ye about! _Joe_ (_with a slight decrease of confidence_). Theer's a way to talk! I doan't reckon as 'ow he'll _kill_ me, not in three rounds, I doan't, but if I'd a-know'd there'd be all this messin' about fust, I'd a-- |
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