Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, December 3, 1892 by Various
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[_Two Rustics step forward valiantly--a tall dark man and a little red-haired one--and, after the usual preliminaries, square up at a safe distance._ _Spectators_ (_to the tall man_). Why don't ye step _up_ to 'un, JIM? Use yer right 'and a bit! (_To the short one._) Let out on 'un, TOM! [_TOM, thus exhorted, lands an unexpected blow on JIM'S eye._ _Jim_ (_suddenly ducking under the rope in great dudgeon_). 'Twas a cowardly blow! I didn' stan' up to be 'it in th' fa-ace i' that way; I've 'ad enoof of it! _Tom._ Come back and fight it out! (_Soothingly._) Why, ye come at me like a thunderin' great _lion_, ye did! _Jim_ (_putting on his hat and coat, sulkily_). Loi-on or noan, I ain't gawin' to hev naw moor on it, I tell 'ee. [_Groans from_ Spectators. _Prof._ Don't be 'ard on 'im, Gents; it ain't 'is fault if he's on'y bin used to box with bolsters, and as he ain't goin' to finish 'is rounds, it's all over for this time, and I 'ope you're all satisfied with what you've seen. _A Malcontent._ _I_ ain't. I carl it a bloomin' swindle. I come 'ere to see some _sparrin'_, _I_ did! _Prof._ Step inside the ropes then, and _I'll_ soon show yer some! |
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