Continental Monthly, Vol. II. July, 1862. No. 1. by Various
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underneath. The first few times I went to the edge--then drew
back--looked again--almost sprang--again stepped back--till finally I took the leap. Thus old bachelors take the matrimonial leap--not so widowers--how is it to be accounted for? Well, brother man, (for this is the nearest relationship to you that I can claim,) you do about as well in this way as in any other. You are destined to be taken in as effectually as was Jonah, when he made that 'exploration of the interior,' or, as was the fly, when Dame Spider's 'parlor' proved to be a dining-room. Sam Slick says that 'man is common clay--woman porcelain.' Alas! there is but little genuine porcelain. It is a pity that you couldn't contrive to have a few jars before matrimony, to crack off some of the glazing, and show the true character of the ware. And you, sister woman, learn a lesson from the 'tiny nautilus,' which, 'by yielding, can defy the most violent ragings of the sea.' And, though man is so nicely adapted to your management that it is obviously the end of his creation, remember Mrs. Jones's trifling miscalculation in regard to the meerschaum, and--_'N'évéillez pas le chat qui dort.'_ Abruptly yours, MOLLY O'MOLLY. GLANCES FROM THE SENATE-GALLERY. The comparative excellence of different periods of eloquence and |
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