Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, January 28th, 1920 by Various
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page 25 of 60 (41%)
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"Hump!" said Aunt Angela. Edward returned bearing his offerings, a gent's rimless boater, a doorknob, six inches of lead-piping and half a bottle of cod-liver oil. "Hump!" said Aunt Angela. No more was said of it that night. Aunt Angela resumed her sewing, Edward his _Gertie_, I my slumb--, my meditations. Nor indeed was the jumble sale again mentioned, a fact which in itself should have aroused my suspicions; but I am like that, innocent as a sucking-dove. I had put the matter out of my mind altogether until yesterday evening, when, hearing the sound of laboured breathing and the frantic clanking of a bicycle pump proceeding from the shed, I went thither to investigate, and was nearly capsized by Edward charging out. "It's gone," he cried--"gone!" and pawed wildly for his stirrup. "What has?" I inquired. "'The Limit,'" he wailed. "She's picked ... lock ... muck-room with a hairpin, sent ... Limit ... jumble sale!" He sprang aboard his cycle and disappeared down the high road to St. Gwithian, pedalling like a squirrel on a treadmill, the tails of his new mackintosh spread like wings on the breeze. So Aunt Angela with serpentine guile had deferred her raid until the last moment and then bagged "The Limit," the pride of the muck-room. |
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