Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, January 28th, 1920 by Various
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page 27 of 60 (45%)
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Subsequently she made several determined attempts to present Gregory to the
gardener, the butcher's boy and to an itinerant musician as an overcoat for his simian colleague. Had I foiled her in all of these to be beaten in the end? No, not without a struggle. I scampered downstairs again and, wresting Harriet's bicycle from its owner's hands (Harriet is the housemaid and it was her night out), was soon pedalling furiously after Edward. The jumble sale was being held in the schools and all St. Gwithian was there, fighting tooth and nail over the bargains. A jumble sale is to _rus_ what remnant sales are to _urbs_. I battled my way round to each table in turn, but nowhere could I find my poor dear old Gregory. Then I saw Etta, the presiding genius, and butted my way towards her. "Look here," I gasped--"have you by any chance seen--?" I gave her a full description of the lost one. Etta nodded. "Sort of illuminated horse-blanket? Oh, yes, I should say I have." "Tell me," I panted--"tell me, is it sold yet? Who bought it? Where is--?" "It's not sold _yet_," said Etta calmly. "There was such rivalry over it that it's going to be raffled. Tickets half-a-crown each. Like one?" "But it's _mine_!" I protested. "On the contrary, it's _mine_; Angela gave it to me. If you care to buy all the tickets--?" "How much?" I growled. |
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