Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 158, February 11, 1920 by Various
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"I'm afraid it must mean tired," I said.
"Oh, she'd soon get rested here," said Phyllis; "I don't think that need be against her. She's probably been in a hard place lately. Are there any more?" "Plenty," I said. "How does this one strike you?--'General. no bacon. possess. 2 rms. £45 wky. s.a.v.'" "I like that one," said Phyllis. "She must be an awfully unselfish girl to go without bacon. I don't see how we are going to spare two rooms, though, unless she's willing to count the kitchen as one. Forty-five pounds a week must be a printer's error. But we can easily afford forty-five pounds a year." "It may mean that she's 'weakly,'" I suggested. "That wouldn't matter much," said Phyllis; "and I like her the better for being honest about it." "'Wky.' _might_ stand for 'whisky,'" I hinted darkly. Phyllis blanched. "Then she's no good," she said; "I simply couldn't stand one that drinks. What's the next one like?" I read on: "Domestic oil no risk. 6 dys. trd. s. hands 10 yrs. s.a.v." "I wonder whether that means that she _can_ cook on an oil-stove or that she _can't_ cook on any other kind? And does the 'no risk' refer to her or the stove? It's not very clear. I don't think we'll take up this one's |
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