Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, February 18th, 1920 by Various
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"My friend," said M'sieur sternly, to refuse them would be an affront to
the cooking of these excellent ladies. A true housewife esteems her cooking only next to her virtue. You must _eat_ them--while they are hot." "But my _tremolo_--my _sostenuto_ will be ruined," said Hippolyte wildly. "What is your _tremolo_ to a woman's tears?" said M'sieur, with an elegance born of a fear that he might be compelled to eat the pancakes himself. "The laws of hospitality--chivalry--_l'entente cordiale_ itself--demand that you finish them." When Hippolyte finally yielded, his rapid and efficient despatch of the dainties excited the admiration of his hosts. They had collected their plates and were taking their departure, with expressions of regard, when a knock announced the arrival of a _garçon_ from the Café aux Gourmets, bearing a dish of crisp hot _crêpes_. "One moment, Messieurs," said Hippolyte dramatically to his departing visitors. "It must not be said that Hippolyte Larivière lacks in neighbourly feeling. Behold my seasonable gift!" M'sieur groaned. The Sergeant-Major, being a soldier, concealed his apprehensions. Wild thoughts of surreptitiously disposing of them in a coal-bin whirled through their minds, but Hippolyte apparently divined their thoughts. "I regret that I must forgo the pleasure I promised myself of asking the ladies to take _crêpes_ with me," he said. "To offer these would be a poor compliment to their superlative efforts. But there is no reason why _you_ should not eat them here." |
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