Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, February 18th, 1920 by Various
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I let him talk; I could afford to be generous this morning. He had hashed up an old story of how this regrettable hound of his had saved the household from being burnt to death in their beds the night before. I did not listen very attentively, but I gathered it had smelt smoke, and, going into the dining-room, had found the place on fire and had promptly gone round to the police-station. When he had finished I got up and lit a pipe. "Not one of your best, Geoffrey, I'm afraid--not so good, for instance, as that one about the coastguard and the sea-gulls; still, I could see you were trying. Now I'll tell you about Leopold's extraordinary acuteness yesterday afternoon. "We--he and I--were out on the parade, taking a little gentle after- luncheon exercise, when I saw him suddenly stop and start to point at a man sitting on one of the benches a hundred yards in front of us; but not in his usual rigid fashion; he seemed to be puzzled and uncertain whether, after all, he wasn't making a mistake." Here Geoffrey was unable to contain himself, as I knew he would be. "Lord! That chestnut! You went and asked the man his name and he told you that it was Partridge." "No," I said, "you are wrong, Geoffrey; his name, on inquiry, proved to be Quail. But that was only half the problem solved. Why, I thought, should Leopold have been so puzzled? And then an idea struck me. I went back to |
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