The Reminiscences of an Irish Land Agent by S.M. Hussey
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fury of the head of dormitory on the same evening. The latter tied his
game ankle up to his thigh, and fastening him by the wrist to the bottom of the bed, made him stand the better part of the night on his bad ankle. This reminds me of the story of a certain royal prince going to an educational establishment and being asked who his parents were. On his reply, the senior--or 'John'--gave him a terrific _cuff_ on the side of the head saying:-- 'That's for your father, the prince.' And before the half-stunned boy recovered, he received a stinging blow on the other ear with:-- 'That's for your mother, the princess, and now black my boots.' His Highness could say nothing, but in time he grew to be the biggest and the worst bully. Then the younger brother of his former tormentor came, and the prince sent for him, and telling him what his brother had done some years before, made him bend down and flogged him so unmercifully that he had to go into hospital. Years after, when in an important position, he met his former victim, now a general, and congratulating him on his career said:-- 'Perhaps I made your success by giving you that tanning at Sandhurst.' |
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