Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, February 25th, 1920 by Various
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But why relate the story in all its grim horror? Enough to say that so successfully did COX AND CO. pursue their instructions that they discovered a credit balance in my favour of 14s. 3d.; so politely and firmly did they conduct the correspondence that eventually Box and Co. burst into tears, admitted the claim and, upon my calling the other day personally to receive satisfaction, handed me the 14s. 3d. with a deferential bow. If you doubt the truth of this statement you have only to come round to my place, where you can see for yourself the threepence, which is still in my possession. Yours ever, HENRY. * * * * * [Illustration: _Fusser._ "I SHOULD LIKE TO KNOW JUST HOW MUCH THIS TRAIN IS OVERDUE." _Cynic._ "A WATCH AIN'T NO GOOD--WHAT YOU WANT IS A HALMANACK."] * * * * * DAY BY DAY IN THE WORLD OF CRIME. (_By a well-known Professor of Larceny._) In these days when robbery with violence is an everyday occurence, few people will trust themselves alone in railway carriages. Imagine, therefore, my surprise, not unmingled with pleasure, on seeing a somewhat |
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