An Unsocial Socialist  by George Bernard Shaw
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			 "If your ladyship should want a handy man to do an odd job up at the college I hope you will remember me," Smilash said as they went down the slope. "Oh, you know who I am, do you?" said Miss Wilson drily. "All the country knows you, Miss, and worships you. I have few equals as a coiner, and if you should require a medal struck to give away for good behavior or the like, I think I could strike one to your satisfaction. And if your ladyship should want a trifle of smuggled lace--" "You had better be careful or you will get into trouble, I think," said Miss Wilson sternly. "Tell him to drive on." The vehicles started, and Smilash took the liberty of waving his hat after them. Then he returned to the chalet, left the umbrella within, came out again, locked the door, put the key in his pocket, and walked off through the rain across the hill without taking the least notice of the astonished parsons. In the meantime Miss Wilson, unable to contain her annoyance at Agatha's extravagance, spoke of it to the girls who shared the coach with her. But Jane declared that Agatha only possessed threepence in the world, and therefore could not possibly have given the man thirty times that sum. When they reached the college, Agatha, confronted with Miss Wilson, opened her eyes in wonder, and exclaimed, laughing: "I only gave him threepence. He has sent me a present of four and ninepence!"  | 
		
			
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