An Unsocial Socialist by George Bernard Shaw
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I do to earn your bounty, lady?"
"It is not my bounty: I give it to you because it does not belong to me, and, I suppose, must belong to you. You seem to be a very simple man." "I thank your ladyship; I hope I am. Respecting the day's work, now, lady; was you thinking of employing a poor man at all?" "No, thank you; I have no occasion for your services. I have also to give you the shilling I promised you for getting the cabs. Here it is." "Another shillin'!" cried Smilash, stupefied. "Yes," said Miss Wilson, beginning to feel very angry. "Let me hear no more about it, please. Don't you understand that you have earned it?" "I am a common man, and understand next to nothing," he replied reverently. "But if your ladyship would give me a day's work to keep me goin', I could put up all this money in a little wooden savings bank I have at home, and keep it to spend when sickness or odd age shall, in a manner of speaking, lay their 'ends upon me. I could smooth that grass beautiful; them young ladies 'll strain themselves with that heavy roller. If tennis is the word, I can put up nets fit to catch birds of paradise in. If the courts is to be chalked out in white, I can draw a line so straight that you could hardly keep yourself from erecting an equilateral triangle on it. I am honest when well watched, and I can wait at table equal to the Lord Mayor o' London's butler." "I cannot employ you without a character," said Miss Wilson, amused by his scrap of Euclid, and wondering where he had picked it up. |
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