Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 159, July 28th, 1920 by Various
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"But you promised to go on your holiday when we have ours in September," I
protested, aghast. (You will shortly understand the reason of my dismay.) "I don't see how I can possibly manage--" "I'm sorry, 'm, but I _must_ take 'em then," interposed Elizabeth with a horrid giving-notice gleam in her eye which I have learnt to dread. "You see, my young man is 'avin' 'is 'olidays then an'--an'"--she drew up her lank form and a look that was almost human came into her face--"'e's arsked me to go with 'im," she finished with ineffable pride. I am aware that this is not an unusual arrangement amongst engaged couples in the class to which Elizabeth belongs; nevertheless I felt it was the moment for judicious advice, knowing how ephemeral are the love-affairs of Elizabeth. No butterfly that flits from flower to flower could be more elusive than her young men. Our district must swarm with this fickle type. "Do you think it right to go off on a holiday with a stranger?" I began diffidently. "'Im! 'E isn't a stranger," broke in Elizabeth. "'E's my young man." "Which young man?" "My _new_ young man." "But don't you think it would be better if he were not such a new young man--I mean, if he were an old young man--er--perhaps I ought to say you should know him longer before you go away with him. It's not quite the thing--" |
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