Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 159, August 4th, 1920 by Various
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the cold, cold water?
_Dora._ Is it another spongeful you are wanting, Cyril Smith-Hybrow, and myself destroyed entirely waiting for the marmalade? [Cyril _blushes, passes the marmalade, sits down languidly and selects an egg._ Mrs. S.-H. _pours out the coffee and resumes her keening._ _Mr. S.-H._ (_glaring at her_). Is it not a nice thing for the wife of a respectable City stockbroker to sit at the breakfast-table making a noise like that of a cow that is waiting to be milked? _Mrs. S.-H._ (_hurt_). It is keening I am. _Gertrude_ (_passing him "The Morning Post"_). Is it not enough that the price of butter is up another threepence this blessed day, and the wind rising, rising, and the rain falling, falling? _Mr. S.-H._ It is destroyed we shall all be entirely. _Cyril_ (_gazing into the depths of his egg_). There was a strange queer dream I was after having the night that has gone. It was on the rocks I was.... _Mr. S.-H._ (_glaring at the market reports_). It is on the rocks we shall all be. _Cyril._ ... on the rocks I was by the sea-shore ... _Dora_ (_slightly hysterically_). With the wind rising, rising? |
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