Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 159, August 4th, 1920 by Various
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preference for roses. There's always been a little jealousy there, and
they're all frightfully touchy. The artistic temperament, you know. Why, I daren't even sleep in the same flower two nights running." "Yes, I see," I said. "It must be very awkward." I lapsed into silence; I had had a worrying day and was feeling tired and a little depressed. The Queen fluttered about the room, pausing a moment on the mantel-shelf for a word or two with her old friend the Dresden china shepherdess. Then she came back to the desk and performed a brief _pas seul_ on the shining smooth cover of my pass-book. My mind flew instantly to my slender bank-balance and certain recent foolishnesses. "Talking of favourites," I said--"talking of favourites, do you take any interest in racing?" Instantly the Queen subsided on to my rubber stamp damper, which was fortunately dry. "Oh, yes," she replied, "I take a _great_ interest in racing. I love it. I can give you all sorts of hints." I thought it was a pity she hadn't called a week or two earlier. I might have been a richer woman by a good many pounds. "And there are so many kinds," continued the Queen earnestly. "Now in a butterfly race it's always best just to hold on and let them do as they like. It's not a bit of use trying to make them go straight. Rabbits are better in that way, but even rabbits are a little uncertain at times. Full of nerves. But have you ever tried swallow-racing?" she went on |
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