Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 159, August 4th, 1920 by Various
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page 30 of 61 (49%)
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_Longshore Billy._ "I EXPECT IT DID, MUM, BUT I 'AD 'EM SHUT AT THE TIME, SO I MISSED IT."] * * * * * [Illustration: _Mollie._ "AUNTIE, DON'T CATS GO TO HEAVEN?" _Auntie._ "NO, MY DEAR. DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE VICAR SAY AT THE CHILDREN'S SERVICE THAT ANIMALS HADN'T SOULS AND THEREFORE COULD NOT GO TO HEAVEN?" _Mollie._ "WHERE DO THEY GET THE STRINGS FOR THE HARPS, THEN?"] * * * * * FLOWERS' NAMES. SHEPHERD'S PURSE. There was a silly shepherd lived out at Taunton Dene (Hey-nonny-nonny-no for Taunton in the summer!) And oh, but he was bitter cold! and oh, but he was mean! The maidens vowed a bitterer had never yet been seen At Taunton in the summer. He lived to gather in the gold--he loved to hear it chink (Hey-nonny-nonny-no for Taunton in the summer!), And he could only dream of gold--of gold could only think; And all the fairies watched him, and they watched him with a wink At Taunton in the summer. |
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