a money-order. But that is their look-out. The point is that the return
fare need not trouble _you_. And you can please yourself as to what you buy
with the money-order.

Why all this outcry then about the cost of travelling in the holiday
season?

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"M. Lappas, the young Greek tenor whose début last season won him a
host of fiends."--_Daily Paper._

As _Mephistopheles_, we presume.

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"Lost, Monday, July 19th, silver purse containing 10s. note and
photographs; also lady's bathing costume."--_Local Paper._

Wrapped up in the "Fisher," no doubt.

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I once knew a bowler named Patrick
Who, after performing the "hat-trick,"
Remarked, as he bowed
His respects to the crowd,
"It's nothing: I often do that trick!"

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