Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 159, August 4th, 1920 by Various
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page 8 of 61 (13%)
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_Gertrude._ There are black clouds in the sky, and the wind is breaking in
the west and making a great stir with the trees, and they are hitting one on the other. And there is rain falling, falling from the clouds, and the roads be wet. _Mrs. S.-H._ It is your mackintosh you will be wanting when you are after going to the Stores. _Gertrude_ (_coming to the table and speaking with dull resentment_). And why should I be going to the Stores the way I have enough to do with a meeting of the League for Brighter Homes and a luncheon of the Cubist Encouragement Society? Isn't it a queer hard thing that Dora cannot be going to the Stores, and her with time enough on her hands surely? [_Sits in her place and begins keening. While she has been speaking Dora has entered hurriedly, buttoning her jumper._ _Dora_ (_vigorously_). And is it you, Gertrude Smith-Hybrow, that will be talking about me having time on my hands? May the saints forgive you for the hard words, and me having to cycle this blessed day to Mrs. Montgomery's lecture on the Dadaist Dramatists, and the méringues and the American creams to be made for to-night's Tchekoff Conversazione. Is it not enough for a girl to be destroyed with the play-acting, and the wind like to be in my face the whole way and the rain falling, falling? [_Sits in her place and keens._ _Mrs. S.-H._ (_after an interval of keening_). Is it your father that will be missing his train this morning, Dora Smith-Hybrow? |
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