The Skipper and the Skipped - Being the Shore Log of Cap'n Aaron Sproul by Holman (Holman Francis) Day
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meant.
"But there ain't no need of a fight in the fam'ly--and I want you to understand that I'm a pretty dum big part of the fam'ly after this. Be ye ready to listen to reason?" "You're a robber!" gasped the Colonel, trying again to muster his anger. "I've got a proposition to make so that there won't be no pull-haulin' and lawyers to pay, and all that." "What is it?" "Pardnership between you and me--equal pardners. I've been lookin' for jest this chance to go into business." The Colonel leaped up, and began to stamp round his wagon. "No, sir," he howled at each stamp. "I'll go to the poor-farm first." "Shouldn't wonder if I could put you there," calmly rejoined the Cap'n. "These forced lickidations to settle estates is something awful when the books ain't been kept any better'n yours. I shouldn't be a mite surprised to find that the law would get a nab on you for cheatin' your poor sister." Again the Colonel's face grew white. "All is," continued the Cap'n, patronizingly, "if we can keep it all |
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