complaints of inefficient attendance and dirty rooms. As for clean
towels in the bathroom, they appear on the Ides of March."--_Sunday
Paper._

At one hotel, we understand, they failed to remember the Ides of March and
are now waiting for the Greek Kalends.

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[Illustration: THE "DO-IT-YOURSELF" AGE.

FATHER'S HOME-MADE SWEATER.]

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[Illustration: OUR SPORTING PURISTS.

_Urchin._ "COME AN' PLAY CRICKET, ALF."

_Alf._ "WOT! IN THE FOOTBALL SEASON?"]

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THE REVOLT OF YOUTH.

We publish a few selected letters from the mass of correspondence which has
reached us in connection with the controversy initiated by "A Bewildered
Parent" in _The Morning Post_:

A LEGUMINOUS LAUDATION.