Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 159, September 1st, 1920 by Various
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pierced hearts, to show that I was her very own, not to be taken away.
I clasped my head in my hands and gazed in dumb agony at the menu card. A kind waitress listened with one ear. "Poached egg and bacon--two rashers," I murmured. While I waited I crooned softly to myself:-- "Poor disappointed Georgie. Life seems so terribly sad. All the bacon and eggs in the world, dear, won't make you a happy lad." When the dish was brought I eyed it sadly. Sadly I raised a mouthful of bacon to my lips.... Swish!!! The exclamation-marks signify the suddenness with which the train swept into the station. I leapt down on to the platform and drew a long breath. The sea! In huge whiffs the ozone rolled into my nostrils. I gurgled with delight. Everything smelt of the dear old briny: the little boys running about with spades and pails; the great basketsful of fish; the blue jerseys of the red-faced men who, at rare intervals, toiled upon the deep. At the far end of the platform I saw the reddest face of all, that of my dear old landlord. I rushed to meet him.... Ah me, ah me! The incrusted-papered walls of the depĂ´t girt me in again. I took another mouthful of bacon--a larger one.... Bang! Someone was thumping on the door of my bathing-machine. What a glorious scent of salt rose from the sea-washed floor! "Are you coming out?" asked a persuasive voice. "No, no, no!" I shouted joyously. "I am |
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