"Even with a round of 73 in the morning Ray fell behind Vardon, who
accomplished a remarkable round of 17 to lead the field."--_Provincial
Paper._

This is believed to be the first occasion on which any golfer has
accomplished two holes in one shot.

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[Illustration: "THE LION OF LUCERNE."

MR. LLOYD GEORGE (_having jodelled heavily_). "NOT A SINGLE DISSENTIENT
ECHO! THIS IS THE SORT OF PEACE CONFERENCE I LIKE." (_Continues to
jodel_.)]

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[Illustration: _Mabel (in barefaced attempt to detain Mother when saying
"Good-night")._ "OH, MUMMY, I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THREE
LITTLE BOYS."

_Mother._ "NO, NO; GO TO SLEEP. THERE'S NO TIME TO TELL A STORY ABOUT THREE
LITTLE BOYS."

_Mabel._ "WELL, THEN, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT _TWO_ LITTLE BOYS."]

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THE RABBITS GAME.