read, and had never felt the need for it--a vain and useless
accomplishment, he held, at least for a man of his station in life.

He had had a mother and numerous squalling brothers and sisters, all
crammed into a couple of rooms and living on poorer and less regular food
than he could ordinarily rustle for himself. In fact, he never went home
except at periods when he was unfortunate in procuring his own food.
Petty pilfering and begging along the streets and docks, a trip or two to
sea as mess-boy, a few trips more as coal-trimmer, and then a
full-fledged fireman, he had reached the top of his life.

And in the course of this he had also hammered out a philosophy of life,
an ugly and repulsive philosophy, but withal a very logical and sensible
one from his point of view. When I asked him what he lived for, he
immediately answered, "Booze." A voyage to sea (for a man must live and
get the wherewithal), and then the paying off and the big drunk at the
end. After that, haphazard little drunks, sponged in the "pubs" from
mates with a few coppers left, like myself, and when sponging was played
out another trip to sea and a repetition of the beastly cycle.

"But women," I suggested, when he had finished proclaiming booze the sole
end of existence.

"Wimmen!" He thumped his pot upon the bar and orated eloquently. "Wimmen
is a thing my edication 'as learnt me t' let alone. It don't pay, matey;
it don't pay. Wot's a man like me want o' wimmen, eh? jest you tell me.
There was my mar, she was enough, a-bangin' the kids about an' makin' the
ole man mis'rable when 'e come 'ome, w'ich was seldom, I grant. An' fer
w'y? Becos o' mar! She didn't make 'is 'ome 'appy, that was w'y. Then,
there's the other wimmen, 'ow do they treat a pore stoker with a few