The Tables Turned - or, Nupkins Awakened. A Socialist Interlude by William Morris
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_A Voice_. Off IT, you liar! 'twas the second loaf, the single loaf, the other liar said! [_Confusion. The judge wakes up and splutters, and tries to say something; the_ USHER _goes through the audience, but finds no one_; HUNGARY _spreads out his hands to the Jury, appealingly_. _Mr. H_. Yes, so it was in the street that you saw the loaves fall down? _Pot_. Yes, sir; it was in the street that I saw it tumble down. _A Voice_. You mean _them_, you fool! You haven't got the story right yet! [_Confusion again. The_ JUDGE _sits up and stares like a man awaked from a nightmare, then calls out_ Officer! Officer! _very loud. The_ USHER _goes his errand again, and comes back bootless_. _Mr. H_. (_very blandly_). It was in the street that you saw the three loaves fall down? _Pot_. Yes, it was in the street that I saw the loaf fall down. _Mr. H_. Yes, in the street; just so, in the street. You may go (_Aside_: for a damned fool!). Constable Strongithoath. [CONSTABLE STRONGITHOATH _sworn_, _Mr. H_. Constable, did you see this robbery? |
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