The Club of Queer Trades by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton
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Major Brown received the explanation with complete simplicity and good humour. "Of course; awfully dense, sir," he said. "No doubt at all, the scheme excellent. But I don't think--" He paused a moment, and looked dreamily out of the window. "I don't think you will find me in it. Somehow, when one's seen--seen the thing itself, you know--blood and men screaming, one feels about having a little house and a little hobby; in the Bible, you know, `There remaineth a rest'." Northover bowed. Then after a pause he said: "Gentlemen, may I offer you my card. If any of the rest of you desire, at any time, to communicate with me, despite Major Brown's view of the matter--" "I should be obliged for your card, sir," said the Major, in his abrupt but courteous voice. "Pay for chair." The agent of Romance and Adventure handed his card, laughing. It ran, "P. G. Northover, B.A., C.Q.T., Adventure and Romance Agency, 14 Tanner's Court, Fleet Street." "What on earth is "C.QT."?" asked Rupert Grant, looking over the Major's shoulder. "Don't you know?" returned Northover. "Haven't you ever heard of |
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