The Disentanglers by Andrew Lang
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'And how are you going to do it?'
'Why,' said Merton, 'by a scientific and thoroughly organised system of disengaging or disentangling. We enlist a lot of girls and fellows like ourselves, beautiful, attractive, young, or not so young, well connected, intellectual, athletic, and of all sorts of types, but all _broke_, all without visible means of subsistence. They are people welcome in country houses, but travelling third class, and devilishly perplexed about how to tip the servants, how to pay if they lose at bridge, and so forth. We enlist them, we send them out on demand, carefully selecting our agents to meet the circumstances in each case. They go down and disentangle the amorous by--well, by entangling them. The lovers are off with the old love, the love which causes all the worry, without being on with the new love--our agent. The thing quietly fizzles out.' 'Quietly!' Logan snorted. 'I like "quietly." They would be on with the new love. Don't you see, you born gomeral, that the person, man or woman, who deserts the inconvenient A.--I put an A. B. case--falls in love with your agent B., and your B. is, by the nature of the thing, more ineligible than A.--too poor. A babe could see that. You disappoint me, Merton.' 'You state,' said Merton, 'one of the practical difficulties which I foresaw. Not that it does not suit _us_ very well. Our comrade and friend, man or woman, gets a chance of a good marriage, and, Logan, there is no better thing. But parents and guardians would not stand much of that: of people marrying our agents.' 'Of course they wouldn't. Your idea is crazy.' |
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