TED. Damn you! Damn you!

KEN. It doesn't sound pretty, does it?

TED. Not from you.

KEN. It will sound the same no matter where it comes from.

TED. Not from you.--Because we're in the same boat. We're in the
same boat, do you hear? We're in the same boat!

KEN. [_Contemptuously._] The hell you say!

TED. You'd rather die than accept favors from a woman, wouldn't
you?

KEN. You bet you ...

TED. You'd rather eat Salvation Army bean soup than go on living
off your father, too.

KEN. Sure. So I got out and got a job.

TED. A job. What kind of a job? [_Hysterically._] Who got that job
for you? Who is paying your salary?

KEN. Ah, you're crazy!

TED. I'll tell you who got you that job and I'll tell you who's
paying your salary. Your father.