Fashionable Philosophy - and Other Sketches by Laurence Oliphant
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Elaine Bendore--The Hon. Adolphus Gresham.
_Elaine_. I must really beg of you to stop, Mr Gresham. You cannot think how you pain and surprise me. I am sure I never had the least idea! Besides, supposing papa or mamma should hear you. _Adolphus_. Lord Gules is asleep, and her ladyship is absorbed in her novel; besides, you may be sure that I have taken care to ascertain their sentiments before I venture to say what I have to you. Oh, Elaine, if I could but hope! _Train stops_. _Guard_ [_looking in_]. All the smoking-carriages are engaged, gentlemen; but you'll find room in here. [_Enter_ Adolphus Plumper _and_ Mr Flamm. Flamm _seats himself opposite_ Elaine, _and_ Plumper _opposite_ Adolphus. _Flamm_ [_aside to_ Plumper]. By Jove, Plumper! you never told me you had a twin brother. Polish up your spectacles, old man--you've made 'em damp by that race we had to catch the train--and look at your _vis-a-vis_. [Plumper _takes off his spectacles with great deliberation, wipes them, puts them on again, and stares at_ Adolphus. _Plumper_ [_aside_] _stammering_. Dud-dud-dud-do you see a likeness? Dud- dud-dud-don't see it myself. He's bab-bab-bab-bald, and he's not sh-sh- sh-ort-sighted. |
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