"Swingin Round the Cirkle." - His Ideas Of Men, Politics, And Things, As Set Forth In - His Letters To The Public Press, During The Year 1866. by David Ross Locke
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ansers Ablishun.
Southward I turn my implorin gaze, and Maryland sends greetin--Ablishun. In New York we had em, for lo! we run a soljer, who fought valiantly, and we put him on a platform, wich stunk with nigger--yea, the savor thereof wuz louder than the Ablishun platform itself. But behold! the people jeer and flout, and say "the platform stinketh loud enough, but the smell thereof is _not_ the smell uv the Afrikin--it is of the rotten material uv wich it is composed, and the corrupshun they hev placed upon it"--and New York goes Ablishun. Slocum held hisself up, and sed, "Come and buy." And our folks bought him and his tribe, but he getteth not his price. NOO GERSEY--ABLISHUN!! Job's cattle wuz slain by murrain and holler horn and sich, and, not livin near Noo York, the flesh thereof he cood not sell. But Job hed suthin left--still cood he sell the hides and tallow! Lazarus hed sores, but he hed dorgs to lick them. Noo Gersey wuz the hide & tallow uv the Dimocrisy, and lo! that is gone. What little is left uv the Dimocrisy is all sore, but where is the dorg so low as to lick it! Noo Gersey wuz our ewe lamb--lo! the strong hand uv Ablishnism hez taken |
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