And the body itself in a decentish plight,
Yet the Friar's _Pericranium_ was nowhere in sight;
So, to save themselves trouble, they pick'd up instead,
And popp'd on the shoulders a Saracen's Head!
Thus the Knight in the terms of his penance had fail'd,
And the Pope's absolution, of course, naught avail'd.

Now, though this might be, It don't seem to agree
With one thing which, I own, is a poser to me,--
I mean, as the miracle, wrought at the shrine
Containing the bones brought from far Palestine
Were so great and notorious, 'tis hard to combine
This _fact_ with the reason these people assign,
Or suppose that the head of the murder'd Divine
Could be aught but what Yankees would call "genu-_ine_."
'Tis a very nice question--but be't as it may,
The Ghost of Sir Ingoldsby (_ci-devant_ Bray),
It is boldly affirm'd by the folks great and small
About Milton and Chaulk, and round Cobham Hall,
Still on Candlemas-day haunts the old ruin'd wall
And that many have seen him, and more heard him squall.
So I think, when the facts of the case you recall,
My inference, reader, you'll fairly forestall,
Viz: that, spite of the hope Held out by the Pope,
Sir Ingoldsby Bray was d----d after all!

MORAL

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