The Admiral had made up his mind. He was going to interview Mrs.
Snell, the charwoman.

It was a pretty fancy, and one not without parallel in the history of
famous men, that inspired him at his crisis to assume his bravest
attire. There is to my mind a flavour in the conceit--a bravado
lifting the action above mere intrepidity into actual greatness.
Nor in this little Iliad are there many figures that I regard with
more affection than that of Admiral Buzza at his garden gate waiting
for Mrs. Snell.

When at length she issued from "The Bower" and came down the road,
the effect of the gold lace was rather striking. She dropped her
bundle and her lower jaw together.

"Lawks, sir! how you did frighten me, to be sure! I thought it was
the devil!"

This was hardly what the Admiral had expected. He beckoned with his
forefinger mysteriously. Mrs. Snell advanced as though not quite
sure that her first fright was unfounded.

"Mrs. Snell," inquired the Admiral, in a whisper, "what are they
like?" He pointed melodramatically towards "The Bower" as he asked
the question.

Again the unexpected happened. Mrs. Snell burst into loud and
hysterical sobbing.

"Don't 'ee, sir! don't 'ee! I can't abear it. Not a thing can you do