(Pardon the parenthesis, but I feel it my duty to warn you that nobody
fights a duel in this little history, and nobody gets killed.)

On leaving college he went in for medicine, and his appearance in the
capital city of Barscheit was due obviously to the great medical
college, famous the world over for its nerve specialists. This was
Max's first adventure in the land of gutturals. I explained to him,
and partly unraveled, the tangle of laws; as to the language, he spoke
that, not like a native, but as one.

Max was very fond of the society of women, and at college we used to
twit him about it, for he was always eager to meet a new face, trusting
that the new one might be the ideal for which he was searching.

"Well, you old Dutchman," said I, "have you ever found that ideal woman
of yours?"

"Bah!"--lighting a pipe. "She will never be found. A horse and a
trusty dog for me; those two you may eventually grow to understand. Of
course I don't say, if the woman came along--the right one--I mightn't
go under, I'm philosopher enough to admit that possibility. I want her
tall, hair like corn-silk, eyes like the cornflower, of brilliant
intellect, reserved, and dignified, and patient. I want a woman, not
humorous, but who understands humor, and I have never heard of one.
So, you see, it's all smoke; and I never talk woman these times unless
I'm smoking,"--with a gesture which explained that he had given up the
idea altogether. "A doctor sees so much of women that he finally sees
nothing of woman."

"Oh, if you resort to epigrams, I can see that it's all over."