to get a taxi."

II.

None of the plumbers sent any men.

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[Illustration: THE BROTHERS TINGO, WHO ARE EXEMPTED FROM MILITARY
SERVICE, DO THEIR BIT BY HELPING TO TRAIN LADIES WHO ARE GOING ON THE
LAND.]

* * * * *

"In some courts the carrying of matches has been regarded as a
light offence, but this will not be the case in future."--_Irish
Times._

We note the implied rebuke to the jester on the Bench.

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SONGS OF FOOD-PRODUCTION.

II.

Mustard-and-Cress in Mayfair,
Belgravia's Winter Greens;
None so nicely as _they_ fare
Save Cox's Kidney Beans;