Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 159, July 21, 1920 by Various
page 48 of 62 (77%)
page 48 of 62 (77%)
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When the proof-sheets of my book arrive I should be glad of your assistance in going through them. My tendency, I think, is to over-punctuate, and your proclivity would, I believe, counteract this. _Mais revenons à nos moutons_ (_mutatis mutandis_, of course). The specialist who superintends my diet allows me to eat pork at 1_s._ 9_d._ per lb., but does not approve of my indulgence in it at a higher figure. If you will meet his views (and I am sure you will) I shall absorb my full share of the dainty you have provided. Otherwise I must return it with many exquisite regrets. Anticipating your favourable recognition of my specialist's absurd prejudice, I enclose a cheque for 9_s._ 8_d._ Accept my word for it that I am Yours ever most truly, Arthur K. Wilkinson. To this Mr. Gibbs offered the following reply:-- Deer Sir,--i thought being a friend of mr Hobson you was a gentleman as wouldn't mind paying a bit extra for something special like this pork which these pigs was by Barnsley Champion III i cant charge less. i dont know who your specialist is but he dont know much about pork the bests the safest. please send ballance and remain Yours obedient, Henry Gibbs. |
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