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Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 152, June 20, 1917 by Various
page 6 of 55 (10%)
Asked what bait could be used for coarse fish, the late
FOOD-CONTROLLER suggested one "made from bran, with a limited quantity
of oatmeal." The correspondent has now written to inquire whether the
fish have been officially informed of the new diet.

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Four shillings a hundredweight is being paid for old omnibus tickets,
but there are still a few people who use these vehicles for pleasure,
without any motive of gain.

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[Illustration: _Visitor_. "YES, BUT WHAT'S THE POINT OF WHITEWASHING
THE TREE TRUNKS?"

_Amateur Gardener_. "I CAN'T SAY FOR CERTAIN; BUT I _THINK_ THE IDEA
IS TO KEEP THE BATS FROM KNOCKING THEIR HEADS IN THE DARK."]

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=Suspended Animation.=

"LAUNDRY.--Girl to hang up and make herself useful."--_Liverpool
Echo_.

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"For myself, I have very good reasons for not being in khaki. I
live on a farm near the Grand Falls of the St. John River. These
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