Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 152, May 30, 1917 by Various
page 45 of 59 (76%)
page 45 of 59 (76%)
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"HALT, FRIEND! WHO GOES THERE?"]
* * * * * =THE HOUSE-MASTER.= Four years I spent beneath his rule, For three of which askance I scanned him, And only after leaving school Came thoroughly to understand him; For he was brusque in various ways That jarred upon the modern mother, And scouted as a silly craze The theory of the "elder brother." Renowned at Cambridge as an oar And quite distinguished as a wrangler, He felt incomparably more Pride in his exploits as an angler; He held his fishing on the Test Above the riches of the Speyers, And there he lured me, as his guest, Into the ranks of the "dry-flyers." He made no fetish of the cane As owning any special virtue, But held the discipline of pain, When rightly earned, would never hurt you; With lapses of the normal brand I think he dealt most mercifully, |
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