Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 152, May 30, 1917 by Various
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parted from us I received a letter from her:--
"Dear Sir,--May I ask you to take into consideration the fact that by having ceased to shave you will in future be effecting a slight economy in your daily expenditure? Might I also suggest to you that during the remainder of the War you should make a voluntary contribution to the national exchequer of every shilling saved under this head? The total sum will not be large, but everything counts. Yours is, if I may be allowed to say so, the finest beard I have been instrumental in producing during my two and a half years' experience in domestic service. I am now hard at work on my sixth case, which is approaching its crisis. Apologising for any temporary inconvenience I may have caused you, I am, Yours faithfully, EMILY JOHNSON, _Foundress and President of the Housemaids' Society for the Promotion of Patriotic Beards._" I never showed the letter to my wife, but I have acted on Emily's suggestion. I often think of her still, her whole soul afire with her patriotic mission, flitting, the very flower of housemaids, from home to home, lingering but a little while in each, in each content for that little while to be loathed and stormed at by an exasperated shaver, whom she transforms into a happy bearded contributor to her fund. |
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