"Hasn't Felix improved _wonderfully_ since I married him?"

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"From 1910 to 1916 he was Viceroy in India, governing the
Dependency through very critical years and enjoying general
esteem, as was made clear in 1912, when an attempt was made to
assassinate him at Delhi."--"_Daily Mail" on Lord Hardinge_.

It sounds like a _succès d'estime_.

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[Illustration: THE PUBLIC BENEFACTOR.

MR. SMILLIE. "I CAN'T BEAR TO THINK OF YOUR PAYING SO MUCH FOR YOUR COAL.
I MUST PUT THAT RIGHT; I MUST SEE THAT YOU DON'T GET ANY."]

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[Illustration: _First Tramp_. "IN THIS BIT O' NOOSPAPER IT SAYS:
'THE 'OLE CAUSE OF THE WORLD'S PRESENT DISORDER IS THE UNIVERSAL
SPIRIT OF UNREST. I WONDER IF THAT'S TRUE?"

_Second Tramp_. "I AIN'T NOTICED IT."]

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THE COAL CUP.