resembling a nutmeg-grater at the point of contact with the enemy.

It only remains to be added that in consequence of the publication of
the Jewish Protocol and other documents pointing to revolutionary and
anarchical Semitic activities, noses will be worn straighter and _à la
Grecque_, and for similar reasons feet will be shorter and with more
uplift in the instep.

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=A Hot Spell.=

From a story for boys:--

"The heat was so intense that we were perspiring from every paw."

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[Illustration: SNOWED UNDER.

THE ST. BERNARD PUP (_to his Master_). "THIS SITUATION APPEALS TO MY
HEREDITARY INSTINCTS. SHALL I COME TO THE RESCUE?"

[Before leaving Switzerland Mr. LLOYD GEORGE purchased a St. Bernard
pup.]]

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[Illustration: _Futurist to Brother Brush (after along country walk in
search of a subject)._ "THIS IS RATHER JOLLY. WHAT A RELIEF IT IS TO