McClure's Magazine, Vol. 31, No. 1, May 1908 by Various
page 36 of 293 (12%)
page 36 of 293 (12%)
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Mis' Gentry. I'll marry yuh as tight as I kin; but I can't stop
drivin' for that, and I've forgot a whole lot how it goes. Are yuh all ready?" The desert had changed from its soft, yielding sand to a brown, flat floor of small stones and volcanic dust, fairly hard and unrutted. Pulling in dangerously close, the sheriff shifted his reins to one hand and faced them. The two wagons were racing neck and neck in a cloud of dust, Cassidy handling his lines with skill and growing satisfaction. From the body of the wagon under him, and quite distinguishable from the clatter of the horses' feet, came a series of sharp bumps as the unfortunate Tommy ricochetted from side to side. "Do yuh believe in the Constitution of the United States?" bellowed Jake. "_We do!_" pealed the woman. "Do yuh--whoa, there, Pet! Goll darn your hide!--do yuh solemnly swear never tuh fight no _duels_?" "What's that?" screamed the woman. "He said a 'duel'!" shouted Cassidy in her ear, above the uproar of the wheels. "Tell him _no_! We won't fight many duels!" "No! _No_ duels!" sang the woman. "And no aidin' or abettin'?" |
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