Yorkshire Ditties, Second Series - To which is added The Cream of Wit and Humour - from his Popular Writings by John Hartley
page 55 of 103 (53%)
page 55 of 103 (53%)
![]() | ![]() |
|
An' hard poor Billy persevered,
But all to noa avail, It swallow'd all th' mait it could get, An' wod ha' swallow'd th' pail; But Billy took gooid care to stand O'th' tother side o'th' rail; But fat it didn't gain as mich As what 'ud greeas its tail. Pack after pack o' mail he bowt, Until he'd bought fourteen; But net a bit o' difference I'th' pig wor to be seen: Its legs an' snowt wor just as long As iver they had been; Poor Billy caanted rib bi rib An' heaved a sigh between. One day he, mix'd a double feed, An' put it into th' troff; "Tha greedy lukkin beeast," he sed, "Aw'll awther stawl thee off, Or else aw'll brust thi hide--that is Unless 'at its to toff!" An' then he left it wol he went His mucky clooas to doff. It worn't long befoor he coom To see ha matters stood; He luk'd at th' troff, an' thear it wor, |
|