account of his usual expression of innocent gloom, was called Sadness.
"This is what I 've been looking for for a month. My hat was getting
decidedly shabby. Do you think he would stand for a touch on the first
night of our acquaintance?"

"Don't you dare? Do you want to frighten him off? Make him believe that
you 've got coin to burn and that it 's an honour to be with you."

"But, you know, he may expect a glimpse of the gold."

"A smart man don't need to show nothin'. All he 's got to do is to act."

"Oh, I 'll act; we 'll all act."

"Be slow to take a drink from him."

"Thomas, my boy, you 're an angel. I recognise that more and more every
day, but bid me do anything else but that. That I refuse: it 's against
nature;" and Sadness looked more mournful than ever.

"Trust old Sadness to do his part," said the portly proprietor; and
Thomas went back to the lamb.

"Nothin' doin' so early," he said; "let 's go an' have a drink."

They went, and Thomas ordered.

"No, no, this is on me," cried Joe, trembling with joy.

"Pshaw, your money 's counterfeit," said his companion with fine