The Observations of Henry by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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now there was no chance of ever seeing her come into one again.
I went from Paris to one of the smaller hotels in Venice. The missis thought I'd do well to pick up a bit of Italian, and perhaps she fancied Venice for herself. That's one of the advantages of our profession. You can go about. It was a second-rate sort of place, and one evening, just before lighting-up time, I had the salle-a-manger all to myself, and had just taken up a paper when I hears the door open, and I turns round. I saw "her" coming down the room. There was no mistaking her. She wasn't that sort. I sat with my eyes coming out of my head till she was close to me, and then I says: "Carrots!" I says, in a whisper like. That was the name that come to me. "'Carrots' it is," she says, and down she sits just opposite to me, and then she laughs. I could not speak, I could not move, I was that took aback, and the more frightened I looked the more she laughed till "Kipper" comes into the room. There was nothing ghostly about him. I never see a man look more as if he had backed the winner. "Why, it's 'Enery," he says; and he gives me a slap on the back, as knocks the life into me again. "I heard you was dead," I says, still staring at her. "I read it in the paper--'death of the Marchioness of Appleford.'" |
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