The Observations of Henry by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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"'Yes it is,' he snaps back; 'it means that if I don't take precious good
care I'll drift into being a blooming milkman, spending my life yelling "Milk ahoi!" and spooning smutty-faced servant-gals across area railings.' "'Oh!' I says, 'and what may you prefer to spoon--duchesses?' "'Yes,' he answers sulky-like; 'duchesses are right enough--some of 'em.' "'So are servant-gals,' I says, 'some of 'em. Your hat's feeling a bit small for you this morning, ain't it?' "'Hat's all right,' says he; 'it's the world as I'm complaining of--beastly place; there's nothing to do in it.' "'Oh!' I says; 'some of us find there's a bit too much.' I'd been up since five that morning myself; and his own work, which was scouring milk- cans for twelve hours a day, didn't strike me as suggesting a life of leisured ease. "'I don't mean that,' he says. 'I mean things worth doing.' "'Well, what do you want to do,' I says, 'that this world ain't big enough for?' "'It ain't the size of it,' he says; 'it's the dulness of it. Things used to be different in the old days.' "'How do you know?' I says. |
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