The Observations of Henry by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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those eyes like saucers, and red hair. It used to be called "carrots" in
those days. Now all the swells have taken it up--or as near as they can get to it--and it's auburn. "'Enery," he replied to me, without so much as turning a hair, "I'm afraid you're forgetting your position. When I'm on the kerb shouting 'Speshul!' and you comes to me with yer 'a'penny in yer 'and, you're master an' I'm man. When I comes into your shop to order refreshments, and to pay for 'em, I'm boss. Savey? You can bring me a rasher and two eggs, and see that they're this season's. The lidy will have a full-sized haddick and a cocoa." Well, there was justice in what he said. He always did have sense, and I took his order. You don't often see anybody put it away like that girl did. I took it she hadn't had a square meal for many a long day. She polished off a ninepenny haddick, skin and all, and after that she had two penny rashers, with six slices of bread and butter--"doorsteps," as we used to call them--and two half pints of cocoa, which is a meal in itself the way we used to make it. "Kipper" must have had a bit of luck that day. He couldn't have urged her on more had it been a free feed. "'Ave an egg," he suggested, the moment the rashers had disappeared. "One of these eggs will just about finish yer." "I don't really think as I can," says she, after considering like. "Well, you know your own strength," he answers. "Perhaps you're best without it. Speshully if yer not used to 'igh living." I was glad to see them finish, 'cause I was beginning to get a bit |
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