The Observations of Henry by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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to go on the top. The old lady was very worried, as it was raining at
the time, and she made the cabman cover it with his apron. Getting it off the cab they dropped the whole thing in the road; that woke the child up, and it began to cry. "Good Lord, Ma'am! what is it?" asks the chambermaid, "a baby?" "Yes, my dear, it's my baby," answers the old lady, who seems to have been a cheerful sort of old soul--leastways, she was cheerful up to then. "Poor dear, I hope they haven't hurt him." The old lady had ordered a room with a fire in it. The Boots took the hamper up, and laid it on the hearthrug. The old lady said she and the chambermaid would see to it, and turned him out. By this time, according to the girl's account, it was roaring like a steam-siren. "Pretty dear!" says the old lady, fumbling with the cord, "don't cry; mother's opening it as fast as she can." Then she turns to the chambermaid--"If you open my bag," says she, "you will find a bottle of milk and some dog-biscuits." "Dog-biscuits!" says the chambermaid. "Yes," says the old lady, laughing, "my baby loves dog-biscuits." The girl opened the bag, and there, sure enough, was a bottle of milk and half a dozen Spratt's biscuits. She had her back to the old lady, when she heard a sort of a groan and a thud as made her turn round. The old lady was lying stretched dead on the hearthrug--so the chambermaid thought. The kid was sitting up in the hamper yelling the roof off. In |
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