The Observations of Henry by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome
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two hours ago, with a one-year-old bulldog packed in that hamper. You
saw me open it; you see what's inside it now." "But bulldogs," says the chambermaid, "ain't changed into babies by magic." "I don't know how it's done," says the old lady, "and I don't see that it matters. I know I started with a bulldog, and somehow or other it's got turned into that." "Somebody's put it there," says the chambermaid; "somebody as wanted to get rid of a child. They've took your dog out and put that in its place." "They must have been precious smart," says the old lady; "the hamper hasn't been out of my sight for more than five minutes, when I went into the refreshment-room at Banbury for a cup of tea." "That's when they did it," says the chambermaid, "and a clever trick it was." The old lady suddenly grasped her position, and jumped up from the floor. "And a nice thing for me," she says. "An unmarried woman in a scandal- mongering village! This is awful!" "It's a fine-looking child," says the chambermaid. "Would you like it?" says the old lady. The chambermaid said she wouldn't. The old lady sat down and tried to |
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