Yorksher Puddin' - A Collection of the Most Popular Dialect Stories from the - Pen of John Hartley by John Hartley
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abaat as if they'd getten th' murly grubs. "Stop! stop!" he sed, "one at
once, if yo pleease! Brother Sawny had better give his sperit backward for a few minutes, wol we've done wi' Brother Titus's." Soa Sawny gave ovver shakkin hissen, exceptin his heead, an' jumpin onto his feet, he sed, "If awve allus to give way to Titus, awm blow'd if awl come to edify yor lot ony longer." "Husht, husht!" says th' cheerman, "the sperit has takken possession o' Titus already. Will ony o'th' unbelievers ax it a few questions?" Soa aw thowt aw mud as weel be forrad as onybody else, soa aw stood up an' ax'd it furst-- "What did they use to call thi?" "Mary Jane Wittering." "Ha long is it since tha deed?" (Noa answer; soa th' cheerman sed it wor a varry frivolous an' improper question, an' aw mud ax summat else.) "Wor ta iver wed?" "Nobbut three times." "Wor ta allus true to 'em when tha had 'em?" (No answer; th' cheerman shook his neive at me.) "Are they livin or deead?" "One's deead, one's livin, an' one's a medium." |
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