"It mud ha been a gooid job for him if he nivver had been born, an th'
same could be sed abaat moor nor him, soa tha can crack that nut."

"Tha'd tawk abaat crackin nuts if tha'd th' face ache like me.
O-o-o-o-h! aw believe th' top o' mi heead's commin off! Aw dooant expect
onny sympathy, but connot ta gie me summat to ease me a bit? If tha
doesn't awst goa ravin mad." "Onny body to lissen to thi ud fancy tha
wor that already. Which side is it on?"

"It isn't th' aghtside tha may be sewer. O-o-o-o-h! its like drivin a
nail into mi heead."

"Tha mun goa an get it pool'd."

"Pool'd! what pool'd? They can do me noa gooid wi poolin unless they
pool mi heead off, an aw dooant think tha'd shed a tear if tha'd to see
me come walkin hooam wi it under mi arm!"

"Why, aw dooant know what use it ud be to thi under thi arm, but it's
been varry little use to thi under thi hat. But aw'll see what aw can do
for thi if tha'll have a bit o' patience."

"Patience! All reight, lass. Aw'll ha patience. Dooant hurry thysen
whativver tha does. Tha'd better goa an have a bit ov a tawk wi awr
Hepsabah, an tak Jerrymier for a walk befoor tha starts. It may be th'
deeath ov his gronfather, but that meeans nowt."

"Ther's nubdy wants thee to dee, for tha'd be worth less then nor tha
art nah, if sich a thing could be. Nah, here sithee,--ther's a nice