Coffee and Repartee by John Kendrick Bangs
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because of the apparent ease with which the Idiot had got the better of
him on all points. It was necessary, he thought, to rehabilitate himself, and a deep-laid plot, to which the Bibliomaniac readily lent ear, was the result of his reflections. They twain were to indulge in a discussion of the great story of _Robert Elsmere_, which both were confident the Idiot had not read, and concerning which they felt assured he could not have an intelligent opinion if he had read it. So it happened upon this bright Sunday morning that as the boarders sat them down to partake of the usual "restful breakfast," as the Idiot termed it, the Bibliomaniac observed: "I have just finished reading _Robert Elsmere_." "Have you, indeed?" returned the School-master, with apparent interest. "I trust you profited by it?" "On the contrary," observed the Bibliomaniac. "My views are much unsettled by it." "I prefer the breast of the chicken, Mrs. Smithers," observed the Idiot, sending his plate back to the presiding genius of the table. "The neck of a chicken is graceful, but not too full of sustenance." "He fights shy," whispered the Bibliomaniac, gleefully. "Never mind," returned the School-master, confidently; "we'll land him yet." Then he added, aloud: "Unsettled by it? I fail to see how any man with beliefs that are at all the result of mature convictions can be unsettled by the story of _Elsmere_. For my part I believe, and I have |
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